Curiouser and curiouser ... The more you will communicate with me, the more likely you will remember this wonderful Alice`s phrase from famous fairy tale by Lewis Carroll. Well-known mathematician and storyteller wrote it specially for me, or maybe it’s just me who since childhood loved this book and grew up like a little heroine ranked in the Looking Glass. I have grown up long time ago and became a high-class escort model. But I can’t get out of Wonderland and I do not want. So if you are a wealthy gentleman, I am pleased to invite you there. We will go to extraordinary journey. I will hold your secret paths of pleasure, open combination of locks of your hidden sexuality, open the door of your erotic fantasies and immersed in a geyser of new sensations. Sweet wave of forbidden pleasures will plunge us into oblivion. Night will wear down us with incredible passion, and the morning coolness will cool down hot bodies to present new forces to succumb the new temptation. We can jig- kicking in the Moscow rain under Neapolitan sun or in Irish wind. In any place, wherever we are, you will have the desire to pursue new and emerging discoveries of my young and amazingly responsive body, my sober mind and non-trivial fantasies.